Look, you had to know that I wasn’t going to actually eat caviar today. I don’t even know where to find caviar. I’m not that fancy, clearly. I have, however, eaten caviar before. It was at a Bar Mitzvah when I was in middle school. I don’t remember if it tasted good or not. But I do remember that I ate it, so that’s something. Even though I, of course, know what caviar actually is, I can’t help but think it looks like tapioca balls/boba. I can only assume that’s not how it tastes. But, seriously, this is a picture of caviar: And this is a picture of boba: Yeah, I’d rather eat the one that tastes like fruit, too. Anyway, if you are a fancy person and eat caviar, let me know in the comments!