I fully understand that today’s holiday is actually celebrating this:
But I didn’t want to make that for just one person. So then I went to the store with the intention of buying this:
But then I realized that I don’t actually want to own or eat and entire barrel of those things. So I ended up buying this:
And this is the story of how Lori ate an entire bag of Pirate’s Booty in one sitting to celebrate a holiday that has nothing to do with Pirate’s Booty.