Merry Christmas, my friends! I’m not entirely sure why Christmas is Pumpkin Pie Day. It seems like there are a lot of other Christmassy foods I would think of before pumpkin pie. But I don’t even celebrate Christmas, so what do I know?
Also, didn’t we already have a Pumpkin Pie Day?
Wait. Am I complaining about there being more than one pie day? What’s wrong with me? Every day should be pie day. Pie is one of the most superior foods.
Eat some pie and have a very happy holiday, my friends.